~Vodka~ *Drunk!Finland X Reader*

~Vodka~

*Drunk!Finland X Reader*

"Um,why is Norge carrying Fin on his shoulders around the house?" the (h/c) asked,surprised at the sight.
Closing the door in hope she had taken the wrong path and mistaken the wooden door with the five scandinavian flags - which was almost impossible,mind you - the female scrunched her petite nose realising she didn't do as guessed. Sighing,she opened once again the door,the sight of a wasted Lukas shouting profanities in Norwegian - or that's what she thought - while carrying a very excited Tino welcoming her - sort of.
"What the actual ...?" (Name) gasped in surprise,pinching her cheeks in order to assure herself she wasn't dreaming - aaaaand she wasn't.
"Ya know,they get like this once a month!" a feminine voice explained,startling the (h/c).
"It's like they are werewolves or such,becoming... Fabulous over night! But they just get drunk!" the Scandinavian girl laughed,muttering a small 'Look' before taking Lukas' bottle of alcohool.
"THAT WAS MINE!" the Norwegian snapped,trying to reach for the bottle.
"Tsk,tsk! It was! Past. Now it's mine,Lulu boy!" Svea mocked the former Viking,whose navy blue eyes clouded and a smirk developed onto his once emotionless face.
Dropping the Finnish boy onto the ground,he sloppily reached for the bottle and missed. Tino groaned as his precious bum hit the hard surface of the floor,cursing silently at his partner's in crime behaviour.
"LUKAS! YOU HURT TINO'S PRECIOUS BOOTY!" (Name) scolded the drunk Norwegian,who by now was cradling the bottle of alcohool as some sort of precious baby.
Helping the Finn up,Matthias popped out of nowhere,startling the four of them with his boisterous laugh. He was wasted as well,as he kept uncountable bottles of Tuborg and Carlsberg under his arm - he was a patriot,not a country traitor.
"Yo (Name)? What makes you girls so special?" the Dane asked,his wolf like grin never leaving his pale,now red painted cheeks.
"The fact that we can remove our bra without removing our top." the (nationality) female sarcastically answered,rolling her eyes in the process.
"Hmm... " well,dang,Matthias in thought? Was the end of the world coming soon?
"Do you have a spare bra for a poor soul?" he finally asked,causing the two girls to give eachother the look before bursting into laughter.
"Let's get him say that once more! Bring out the camera (Nickname)!" Svea called,biting onto her index to suppress her laugh.
"Tino,are you okay? You seem... Unusually quiet!" (Name) asked out of pure concern,capturing the chocolate gaze onto her form.
What she hadn't expected was for the said male to throw his arm onto her shoulders and smirk a not so innocent smile at her. For a certain reason,the action caused a shiver to course through her spine,from the beginning of the back of her head,ending at the extremity of her legs.
"Helvete!Lukas,don't die on me!" the blonde female huffed,carrying the larger male upstairs - wait,was he declaring eternal love to the bottle?
"Let's get some more drinks!" Tino suggested,skipping happily to the kitchen.
"Um,I think you've had enough!" things being said,the Finn already poured the liquid into two small glasses,drinking his from a single movement.
"Emil? What are you doing to the fridge?" (Name) questioned,watching the Icelander as he caressed the metal handle of the silver fridge.
"Shh my love,they can't understand us! Don't make too much of a fuss. I know,I know!" Emil whispered as he delicately caressed the sides of the fridge.
"Em- ... EMIL,STOP HUMPING THE FRIDGE!" the (h/c) yelled,as she placed her palm against her eyes.
"MY EYES! THEY BURNNNNN!!!" (Name) continued as she felt her body dragged across the floor.
"Oh,Ruotsi!" the Finn breathe as he met the taller blonde.
"Sverige!" Berwald protested with a grunt.
"Tsk! Stop trying to persuade me into calling you that woman!" Tino retorted,leaving the (h/c) mouth agape.
"YOU CALLED BERWALD WOMAN?! WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?" (Name) yelled,not believing her ears.
"Oh,sweet (Name)!~ Do you believe in Santa?" the Finn sweetly asked the female,who nodded in approval.
"Do you want to see what Santa has for girls like you?" he questioned once more,gaining an absent minded nod.
"Good~" Tino answered,scooping (Name) up and taking her upstairs as if she weighted nothing.
"Hahaha,the King hasn't managed to do it yet,but I will peasants!" Matthias popped once again out of nowhere,his red shirt halfway done,revealing his very manly ... aquamarine bra.
"Matthias,where'd you got that?" (Name) cocked an eyebrow at him expectantly,as he pointed with a goofy face at Lukas' door.
Before she could question further,the bang in the headboard replied to everything - and also a furious slap as the Scandinavian girl yelled accusingly at the Norwegian for banging her head against the board.
"What have I done to deserve this?" (Name) whined,receiving a smack on her precious bum from the Finn.
"Tino,what the heck?!" she protested,trying to pry off the male's arms - but in vain.
"Nothing my sweet (Name)! I'll just show you how we do it in Finland!" Tino responded in a sing song,alluringly sexy tone.
"Do what? Sing hard metal? Drink vodka? Joke around?" the (h/c) asked,her list almost endless,stopped only by the blonde's dark chuckle.
"Do you!" the Finn responded,causing the female's (e/c) eyes to go wide in amazement.
"Tino! Stop! Nu-uh! Nej! Nej! Nei! Put me down! BERWALD,TINO'S HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME!!!" (Name) yelled at the top of her lungs.
"It's not called having my way with you as long as you enjoy it too and when it's obvious we love eachother enkeli!" Tino cut it.
"Uh... You love me?" was the last thing the (h/c) could mutter before the Finn's pale lips to collide roughly,still sweetly,onto her own.